I have strong hands and long nails. You can expect to feel amazing when I'm through with you.
IMPORTANT INFO BELOW
To screen clients, I like to know your full name, phone number, and where you work. I also like you to tell me a little bit about yourself and send a photo so I can feel like I somewhat know you for our first appointment.
This information is kept absolutely private. I share the location and appointment time with a friend immediately before massage sessions for my safety. I check in with my friend before and after the appointment (and sometimes during, if it is a long appointment).
I will never share personal, identifying info about you with others.
Before our appointment: please shower, brush your teeth, and make sure all the parts of you that can smell don't (breath, armpits, crotch, ass, feet). If you're coming from work to me, my shower is available for your use.
Respect My Time:
Please respect my time by not wasting it with constant text messages and questions. Book a massage, send a couple texts a day if you want (saying hi, letting me know how you're doing) but please DO NOT expect me to "chat." I'm very busy!
Are you planning a special occasion? I am available with or without a colleague to do parties, event nights, fundraisers, and more. Contact me for more information. firstname.lastname@example.org
Frequently Asked Questions:
What can I expect?
You can expect a deep massage, back and scalp scratching, complete relaxation, interesting and engaging conversation, honesty, kindness, respect, and love energy.
Will you come to me?
I prefer to serve you at my studio. If you have a disability or cannot walk up stairs, I will consider coming to you. A $50 travel fee will apply.
Can I come to you?
Yes! I have a very nice massage studio with music, mood lighting, access to shower facilities, and free street parking. However, I am not wheelchair accessible. There are two flights of stairs to get to my studio, so if you struggle with stairs, it will be better for me to come to you.
Please remember that our first session is an interview. If you are disrespectful, aggressive, or I get a bad vibe in any way, I will end the appointment at worst or will never book with you again at best.
Thank you for your cooperation and I look forward to having a mutually enjoyable experience with you. xo
- Weekdays between 9AM till 4PM
- Evenings and weekends upon request.
Thank you for your cooperation and I look forward to bringing you a relaxing and enjoyable experience. xo